Panic! At The Disco - But It's Better If You Do Lyrics Meaning

"The most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off is lying" "But its better if you do" "I write sins not tragedies"
I don't think any of them are related,
and not in anyway have anything to do with brendons life/experiences (as ryan writes nearly all the songs :/) There all awesome songs though,
and Panic have a nice way of f´king up our minds thinking about them xDD
And in "its better if you do" In the movie clip at the start,Its not like they have broken up.
I think it's about a guy,
who has a secret job as a singer in the strip club
"And isn't this exactly where you'd like me,I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know" that his girfriend/wife is dying to catch him out in his act.
"Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety"
Sarcasim.
"And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place" Related to wearing a mask,and how he is "guilty" of comming there in the first place.
Then a girl "his GF/wife" catches his eye,and drags him off for a dance and they then kiss (when the police bust in),I think she dressed up and made her way down there trying to prove that he's been lying and going off to strip clubs.
If you look at her face when they kiss(after brendon takes of his mask)You can see she looks,in a way,excited yet very P´ssed,then she slaps him.
And when she gets taken away,he fights the police (asin he cares for her) Then when there both in the back of the police car,he grins(maybe in a cheeky way,of seeing her as a lapdancer)And she smiles smugly asin ("oh yeah I just caught you")

"I write sins not tragedies"
Ok,
Basicaly brendon is the grooms consions(Im 14 leave my spelling alone -.-´)And the circus people are his family (This has been proven that they are his family).
His fiaance (the bride) is a whore(as stated) and she
has cheated on him (with the guy sat in her familys deck and maybe more people) "Pour the champaingn" When the dude blows the glitter,the brides family open there eyes and the choas begins,the groom and the bride start fighting (as proving there's a lot of stuff wrong that they need to talk about) The bride runs away,and a guy (her bit on the side) follows her. Brendon grabs the groom "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"(sarcasim)
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality." Asin its time to face the music, They go outside and they see her kissing that other dude.
Then basicaly, the groom takes brendons lead as the ring mastor (wich I think was his role before he fell in love with the bride)He then re-joins his family.
Basicaly,the point is.
The groom shouldnt marry the bride,beacause she is unfaithful,And that he groom belongs with his family doing his role as the ring mastor(the conductor/leader)
And if you noticed,at the end brendon dissapers,and the groom is then wearing his suit(asin he was his consions[i know I can't spell ¬¬]And his family were just trying too show him , she wasnt the one and he belongs with them)

-The end-